Wednesday, June 18, 2008

Is Matt Foley Gonna Be There??

So who's the Matt Foley of the Blown Eyes, and where can I score some doobage?? Do I have to make it to the van down by the river?? BWAHAHAHAHA!



RIP Chris Farley.

13 comments:

kerrcarto said...

Gotcha covered.

Anonymous said...

We should take these convos offline. Texas law no like. Trust me on this.

CharlieDelta said...

Oh c'mon Paul. It was just a joke. I just had to throw the Chris Farley in there because we're gonna be partyin' DOWN BY THE RIVER!!!!! I would never touch that stuff... :-)

kerrcarto said...

Uhhh…yeah me to I was just joking.

Walrilla said...

Y'all do realize there's a good likelihood that a member of Texas Law Enforcement will be at the blogmeet? I mean, Trooper's Gal ain't just a name she pulled outta thin air. She is exactly that, a Texas State Trooper's gal.

I ain't trying to rain on anyone's parade, but, ya know, discretion is the better part of valor.

B-)>

Walrilla

Walrilla said...

Well, sorry, at one time Trooper's Gal was listed as one of the campers, but she's no longer there.

SuperGurl said...

no, walrilla, she isn't for sure yet. she has to clear it with the hubs schedule. k nine ain't listed either, but he's also a definite maybe.

but your point is valid, don't want to lose the whole circus over one or two clowns(or three, heh-hum). that would be a crying shame.

blown eyes never exclude folks either, it's against our nature. the lurkers are young and don't know any better. we'll just have to explain to those left coasters that dope is still illegal here in the non-hippified USA. i think water boarding should do nicely, especially if it's sunny!

CharlieDelta said...

Aw, c'mon now. We were just having fun with it. Or at least I was. If I smoke that shit after a day of pounding beers in the hot sun, I'll be out by 8pm, and I'm not making the trip just so I can sleep the whole time...

Walrilla said...

Hell, if it's sunny, waterboarding's gonna be too much like fun to be any use in Texas in June. Maybe something like fire ant(Fahr aints, for my Texas brethren) hills, stakes, and honey? Or tie 'em up with wet leather thongs(no, not that kind), and let 'em dry out in the sun?

Sorry, that's my Comanche heritage coming out. I'd never do anything like that, really, I wouldn't.

B-)>

Walrilla

Nancy said...

'Rilla wouldn't, but I'm an old school teacher. I might.

And I might come up with even more evil ways of making miscreants behave...like threatening to tie you up and sing.

Ah duz lubs a captive awdee-ance.

Anonymous said...

I loved in that sketch how Spade and Christina Applegate came close to losing it so many times. That was Farley's best character.

CharlieDelta said...

Yeah Denny, that was one of Farley's best. I don't care how many times I watch that skit, it's just as funny every time.

I think Dave Spade rolled a couple before they went live, 'cause that dude can't keep a straight face if his life depended on it.

Phil Hartman has his poker face goin' on this one though. How he didn't crack up laughing is beyond me. I would've been on the floor...

Two dudes who left too soon!

Okay, let's see here:
a.) Waterboarding
b.) Fahr aints
c.) Nancy singing
d.) Gettin' drunk down by the river

Easy! (d.)!

Now mind you, I haven't heard you sing Nancy, but (a) and (b) sound pretty shitty, so I'm gonna have to go with my gut on this one.

If you wanna sing some fish onto my hook that would be great! Maybe a Denny/Nancy duet featuring Denny on the guitar? You wouldn't even have to tie me up for that...

...unless that's what you're in to. ;-)

Erica said...

oh, peeps (i know, this is so old), but tied for first for farley's best SNL character was definitely his other one, bennett brauer (sp?). check it, yo. oh, and then there was the GAP girls thing, which i don't have the patience to look for. enjoy, peeps. tis funny stuff, indeed.