Thanks!

I would like to thank Supergurl and Nancy for setting up this site and inviting me to post here. I have debated starting my own blog over the past few years but just don't have the time/care to manage my own blog. This is a perfect scenario for me so that I can post about my Hometown and get all you furiners learned on what to expect from the people of the Texas Hill Country.

1. If another man holds the door open for you he is not gay we just have manners.
2. If you see a kid driving a tractor down the road, don't freak out he does not have a license for a car yet.
3. Kerrville is a retirement town and they drive slow. Don't blow your horn and yell at them, they are still good shots.
4. Most folks here are nice, respectfull people, if you run into anyone that is not, you have our permission to whoop that ass.
5. Just like the Guadalupe River we don't get in too much of a hurry here so leave the big city in the big city please.
6. If you meet a kid that cusses better than you, you have our permission to whoop that ass.
7. I have no idea why our high school mascot is a freakin antler it just is, don't ask.
8. We have some celebrity life here but if you run into Thomas Hayden Church don't approach him he is a royal dooshbag see #4
9. Sir and Ma'am are still normal vocabulary words here. If you meet a child that does not think that way see #6
10. I can't think up anything for #10 so just be prepared to have fun!